I am a regular guy with one extraordinary quality: odd circumstances and bad luck cling to me like mold on cheese. There is no escaping this fate, so I am resigned to marvel at the absurdity of it all. My name is Frost, and this is my story.

"You sit there, with you mouth open, shaking your head, trying to decide if it's fiction. How could anyone get in this much trouble? Reading Frost's blog is a lot like watching Ripley's Believe It or Not!"

- Chrys VanDerkamp